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| Subject: Half Sister Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:11 am | |
| One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." "Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." | |
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Blastin Illusions New Comer
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| Subject: Re: Half Sister Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:22 pm | |
| loooooolgood one | |
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Matoumass Bishop
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| Subject: Re: Half Sister Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:53 pm | |
| Really good one. Loved it ! | |
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bishounen2k8 Prime Minister
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| Subject: Re: Half Sister Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:08 am | |
| nice one, . | |
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TwistedFirestarter Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Half Sister Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:48 am | |
| Rofl, poor guy and poor "Dad" xD … | |
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killer_bakekang Main Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Half Sister Wed May 21, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| Hehe... Maybe he just wants to ******** the girls. | |
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