10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.

A guy went home and saw his gf wearing a sexy lingerie......





GF: tie me up and do whaever you want







BF tied GF then.
















Played DOTA . .


WAHAHAHAH!

Lol. GG to all chicks



@Bish: L-O-L

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Wahahah!

I'd prefer chicks over PC anytime anyways,

i have to say,


I have my moments where im sick off girls,
but if there keeen,
then im in

Otherwise ill just go to town or Smoke it up.

I hate it when they nag a lot about stuff that doesn't really makes sense at all.

little things can turn into big fights, . .

like me playing Dota!

Well,

When my gf really wants to stop me from playing, you is quite good at it. The point is, my computer never becomes stubborn or angry. But it can become slow and crash.

Also, a computer costs a lots less than a girlfriend (even if you buy very good hardware). You just need electricity and that's all. A girlfriend needs tenderness, time, gifts, attention, ... anyway, to react :


1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend (strip poker sucks according to me :p)
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch (oho you must be talking about LAN parties and unhealthy behaviors ...).
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner (yeah well, sometimes that's terrible to hear your name yelled just to come for lunch ...).
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear (totally right, and you don't care if your computer is not clean also ...).
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away (sometimes it cannot be purged except with formating or so on, while I girlfriend has a memory and can remember ...).
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends (yeah, some people don't care about computers, some not, but everyone is interested about girls ...).
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well (beware of its jalousy ...).
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend (neither will I find my gf in a bed with my best friend ...).
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period (that's just something to live with, no big deal :p the girl is more embarassed about it than you !).

Gwahaha!

Man if your right your right, right?

but the thing is computers cannot satisfyyyyy.....

GANKSTA's here! dude. i dont give a care about girls since girls in my grade (8th) will not do anything. I gave up in 7th, and im waiting till high school cuz my school has no hot girls.

coco616

another DS'er right? your w/ Shimrra?

how old are people in the 8th grade?

im sorry but here in the Philippines is different

Yeah same here,

Lol Nah bro, i hadnt even hooked up with a girl till i was 15, and now ive done so much with so many differant girls, hahaha Im a Pimp



The only thing i love about my computer, is when i smash my head agianst it, there usually isnt any repercusions, hahaha where as a girl will cry;/ own you back.

you hadnt hooked up with a girl till you were 15?

so thats like last year? Haha

You've become a pimp in a span of 1 year

smash head in computer?

Yeah,

1 year and ive had Sex with 10+ Girls.

Pimping it hard.

Yeah i always smash my head agianst the computer when i get angry

duuuuude!

i always thought you were crazy!


what do you know!


i was right! hahahaha!


10+ girls? wicked! there must be lots of hot chicks back there in NZ

damn wtf is that for talk
laughed my ass of with that joke

Ahh i manage to live in the S#%T fest of all towns,
Filled with Wemos and people trying to be other people,

But there is a few good ones,
Best ones you will have to travel like 1 hour up to Auckland..

Well,
Heres one...

sweeeeet!

whos that anyway?

Uhh sorta my girlfriend

Benn there done that

Hahaha!

sort of?

you pimp!

I try


Haha one of them

Nice looking girl though, .

Hehe, . .

Gotta go to your place some time, . .

Chur Brother, Come to the land of the long white cloud and ill hook a brother up

haha I used to live in Dannevirke and Wanganui a few years ago..In Aus now being a bogan that I am lol

Oh I just read page 1 of this thread and i laughed..

no offence ganksta but I highly doubt you would have slept with 10
girls in a year, just after you had your first kiss unless you paid
them or something..

or unless they were some fat dud maories who would even fuck a pole if there was money involved..


I have lived in Nz and I highly doubt your story..you are only 16 and
the way you write and promote yourself to be a pimp is kinda immature
and falsifying..

I lost my virginity a couple of days after my 17th birthday as kind of
a birthday present from my long term girlfriend of 2 years.
See...I had my first kiss when I was 14 and a bit months old and I
didn't have sex until 2 years later. My mates and I used to go out
partying nearly every week when we were in high school looking to
'score' but the fact is..as horny as we were, the only sex we'd ever
got was from our girlfriends or at schoolies time (for those of you who
don't know, schoolies is when you finish high school and you get a
bunch of people up to a good place where you meet a bunch of other
schoolies people and party it up for like a week or so), but that's
when everyone would be fucking everyone else...

So I'm sorry but unless you dope a chic and rape her or something I highly doubt you could have done 10+ different girls in a year..ESPECIALLY if you have only just lost your lip virginity..

Wah! ghost! just edit your post.

man i'm telling you its not that impossible, . .

i don't know how the girls are in NZ compared to Asia but im pretty sure girls there are more feral!

if you know what i mean, . .